i was looking through my spam folder on gmail today just to make sure nothing important got flagged. gmail and i need to have a little talk about what is spam and what isn't. while some might consider what gmail filtered "spam", to me it's pertinent and educational. here are a few of my favorite subject lines:
-Nicky Hilton Nearly Drowns Retrieving Cheeseburger in Lake
-Paris Hilton to Help Homeless Men Straighten Up! Credits Roger Federer and George Clooney
-Paris Hilton Vows Not To Write Book Until She Reads One First
-Paris Hilton's Release Monday, Neighbors Brace for Impact
-Paris Hilton Becomes Mormon -- Marries Paparazzi
-Paris Hilton Declared National Historic Landmark
-Paris Hilton Had Sex With Aliens
-Paris Hilton Pregnant By Aliens
-Kevin Federline to start coffin making factory!
-Britney sues vagina for divorce
-Hilton, Lohan, Spears Apologize, Retire
there is a surprising paris hilton slant... maybe i shouldn't be going to her official website every day and repeatedly sign up for the newsletter.
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