weekend f.a.q.

1. is it true you went to america last weekend? yes
2. why didn't you tell me? spite
3. did you have a good time? damn straight!
4. did you smuggle a small asian girl accross the border? why not?
5. did you go to walmart? would it be "america weekend" without a trip to walmart?
6. you're not going to tell me you went to burger king are you? yes
7. has hell frozen over? maybe
8. how long did you spend in portland? 17 hours
9. is it the greatest city ever? yes
10. do you think you've been there long enough to make such a strong statement? yes
11. where else did you go? seattle
12. what did you do in seattle? went to a concert and danced like a maniac/idiot
13. was it americatastic? what the hell does that mean?
14. you know, did trailerparks and violence figure prominently? of course
15. was catherine overwhelmed? does this look like a "catherine's weekend f.a.q." to you?
16. are you going to answer all my questions with a question? no?
17. did you sleep in your car? yes
18. why would you do something like that? alcohol and rock stars
19. what was the best part of "america weekend"? new hobo gloves