adjusting your longboard trucks in 10 easy steps

step 1: place your longboard at the top of a steep hill (one with a stop sign at the bottom is recommended. e 23rd ave just west of fraser st is perfect)
step 2: stand on longboard
step 3: allow gravity to pull you down hill (note that einstein says: gravity is not a force, but just world-lines being altered by the mass of the earth)
step 4: make sure to look cool by carving back and forth on your board as you accelerate
step 5: if your longboard becomes wobbly that's a good sign and means you indeed need to adjust the bushings
step 6: panic as you gain speed and are unable stop (feel free to scream)
step 7: perform action roll as longboard crashes into a bush at the bottom of the hill
step 8: check ipod for damage
step 9: check body for damage
step 10: tighten bushings on your longboard (remember that the more flesh and blood you lose, the more you need to tighten them. don't forget: rightie-tightie, lefty-loosie)