Wednesday, September 27, 2006

practically canadian

oh snap! who's a full blown canadian now? that's right, i got my library card today. i haven't tried yet, but i'm pretty sure it functions just like a work visa. in fact, i think it entitles me to free health care. here are some of the emotions i went through with my new card (by the way, sorry about the "snap". i got a bit excited):

CONFUSION


EXCITEMENT


MAGNIFIED EXCITEMENT


LUST


and finally HUNGER


and yes, the whole experience was emotionally exhasting.
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2 comments:

Catherine Pan said...

That card entitles you to free health care, a date with the queen mother and a 20% seniors discount on all maple syrup products.

9/29/2006 10:25 AM
Catherine Pan said...

I forgot to add that the seniors discount is only good on tuesdays, and only in the prairie provinces (some exceptions may apply).

9/29/2006 1:01 PM

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